有西方人再胡扯中國的一切，就這麽回答他..!

麦田的守望兔

在别处看到的 真的句句经典 字字珠玑啊
应该是对美国人說的
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一群群的人天天叫來叫去的什麽中國人被中國政府洗腦這個洗腦那個的....聽的讓我惡心想吐,他們壹群人,沈浸在全世界經濟大蕭條的快樂時光裏,聽自己政府說什麽就是什麽,呵呵....請問,誰在洗腦?又誰在被受洗腦?!?!?! 我在北美,雖然不知道世界上其他國家的人是怎麽樣被自己的\"民主\"政府洗腦的,但是美國的..呵呵,非常清楚,也希望這個可以幫助大家在北美的朋友們,如果再遇到美國人的挑釁,可以派上用場...以下純屬原創,沒有抄襲任何人....謝謝! （轉原作者： 黃金少）

說:\"中國政府所說的都是些謊言\" Q:\"Chinese government is full of lies....\"
答:\"美國在伊拉克找到WMD了嗎?\" A:\"Still looking for those WMDs in Iraq??\"

說:\"中國的媒體是不自由的.\" Q:\"Chinese media does not have freedom...\"
答:\"妳上壹次聽到美國媒體報道CIA制造並且資助拉登是在什麽時候??\" A:\"and when was the last time u heard from ur media that the CIA virtually created and supplied Bin Laden??\"

說:\"中國人沒有自由.\" Q:\"Chinese people do not have liberty.\"
答:\"下次妳再看到妳們國家學校有槍擊事件的話,最好閉嘴,然後慶祝凶手的自由.\" A:\"Next time u see a school shooting in the US,better shut up and embrace that killer's liberty.\"

說:\"中國威脅論.\" Q:\"The threat of China...\"
答:\"是威脅,威脅妳們\"我想做什麽就做什麽,想怎麽做就怎麽做,想在哪做就做,想什麽時候做就做\"的獨裁主義. A:\"yeah no doubt about that,we are a threat to ur \"i can do whatever,whenever,and wherever i want\" type of world dictatorship.

說:\"中國政府好戰.\" Q:\"Chinese government is pro war...\"
答:\"提醒我下,我記不得世界上是哪個國家從二戰後壹直在世界其他角落發動戰爭,直到今天...哦對了,是美國.\" A:\"remind me of the country that always gets itself involved with wars some corners of the world from post-WWII till today...oh yeah..it's the US.\"

說:\"就算藏獨是恐怖組織,也是中國政府逼出來的.\" Q:\"Even if the \"Free Tibet\" crowds are terrorists, it was the Chinese government's policies that caused it at the first place...\"
答:\"祝賀妳,妳們美國政府的世界獨裁政策致使全球恐怖組織的發芽和開花.\" A:\"Congrats,ur American government's world dictatorial policies contributed the world terrioism to be born and grow.\"

說:\"中國人沒文化.\" Q:\"Chinese people are uneducated...\"
答:\"25%的美國人在世界地圖上找不到自己國家的位置.\" A:\" 25% of the Americans cannot even locate the US on a world map.\"

說:\"中國政府鎮壓西藏.\" Q:\"Chinese government suppreses Tibet\"
答:\"美國政府在1992年洛杉矶黑人暴動時是不是都在看棒球比賽??\" A:\" Was the American government and its staffs watching the MLB games during the Los Angeles riots of 1992???\"

說:\"中國人很變態.\" Q:\"Chinese are perverted...\"
答:\"平均每4個美國18歲以下女性中,有1個帶有性病,謝謝.\" A:\" 1 in 4 American females whose age under 18 has STD,aka Sexually Transmitted Diseases,thank you very much.\"

說:\"中國不民主.\" Q:\"China does not have democracy...\"
答:\"妳上次會見布什總統告訴他不要侵略阿富汗,伊拉克,是在什麽時候...?\" A:\"The last time u met with President Bush and told him not to invade Afganistan and Iraq is when...?\"

說:\"抵制北京奧運\會.\" Q:\"Boycott Beijing Olympic games.\"
答:\"83年美國入侵巴拿馬,84年照樣開奧運\會.\" A:\"American invasion of Panama in 1983,Los Angeles Olympic in 1984.\"

說:\"不跟妳說了,回家吃米飯去吧.\" Q:\"Im done with u,go home eat some rice...\"
答:\"謝謝我會的,至少米飯健康有營養,妳回家的時候不要忘了買麥當勞的巨無霸\" A:\"Thanks i will,at least it's healthy and nutritious,and please don't forget to pick up a BigMac on ur way home.\"

又见习习

兔子愤青了？

荷包蛋

兔子加油！

perhaps.blue

学习ing。。

麦田的守望兔

不是啊。。我一直都很不愤青的

李厅长

西文媒体确实不要脸..
哦.我错了.他们本来就没有脸