son of a bicth..

乘风逐影

One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.
　　有个女孩向神父告解她所犯的罪………
　　
　　Girl: Father, I have sinned.
　　女孩　神父　我有罪　
　　
　　Preacher: What did you do, little girl?
　　神父　孩子　你犯了什麽罪呢？
　　
　　Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a \"son of a Bitch.\"
　　女孩　昨天　我骂了某个男人一句　「你这个狗娘养的　」
　　
　　Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?
　　神父　为什麽？他对你做了什麽吗？
　　
　　Girl: He touched my breast.
　　女孩　他……他摸我的胸部　
　　
　　Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)
　　神父　你是说像这样子吗？（神父伸手摸女孩的胸部）
　　
　　Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.
　　女孩　（因为神父的举动而有一些害羞）嗯……是的
　　　
　　Preacher: That's no reason to call him that.
　　神父　只是这样子的话你没有理由骂他啊　
　　
　　Girl: But he also took off my cloth.
　　女孩　但是……他又把我的衣服脱掉……
　　
　　Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)
　　神父　你是说像这样子吗？（神父动手脱掉女孩的衣服）
　　
　　Girl: Yes, that's what he did.
　　女孩　是的　是这样子没错　
　　
　　Preacher: That's still no reason to call him that.
　　神父　可是这样子你还是没有理由骂他啊　
　　
　　Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...
　　女孩　然後……他把他的……那个……放到我的……那个……里面……
　　
　　Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)
　　神父　（奸笑貌）你是说像这样子吗？（神父和女孩就那个那个了）
　　
　　Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that's what he did...
　　女孩　（数分钟後）喔……是的……就是这样子………
　　
　　Preacher: My dear girl, that's still no reason to call him a...
　　神父　我亲爱的孩子　就算是这样你还是没有理由骂他「你这个………」
　　
　　Girl: But he had AIDS!!
　　女孩　但是他有 AIDS 呀!!
　　
　　Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!
　　神父　那个狗娘养的!!!

乘风逐影

a new army captain inspected the soldiers in their barracks.he noticed a female horse.
　　　　Captain:what’s that horse for?
　　　　soldierur men use her if they feel an urge to have sex.
　　　　Captain:ah,it is ok.
　　　　(One night,the captain feel an urge,so the soldier brought the hurse to his tent.the captain fucked the hurse.after that,he saw the soldier smiling outside his tent)
　　　　captain:its so hard!..how do you do it?
　　　　soldier:we ride on the horse to the next town where the girl are.
　　　　Captain:son-of-a-bitch!!!
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乘风逐影

A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 22 ) was having
　　trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked,
　　"Boy what is your problem?"
　　He answers, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My
　　sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she
　　is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
　　
　　Ms Neelam had enough. She took him to the principal's
　　office.While the boy waited in the outer office, the
　　teacher explained to the principal what the situation
　　was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the
　　boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his
　　questions he was to go back to the first-grade and
　　behave. She agreed. The boy was brought in and the
　　conditions were explained to him and he agreed to
　　take the test.
　　
　　Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
　　Boy.: "9".
　　Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
　　Boy.: "36".
　　And so it went with every question the principal
　　thought a third-grader should know.
　　The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her,
　　"I think he can go to third-grade."
　　
　　


　  
　　Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of
　　my own questions. Can I ask him ?" Both the principal
　　and the boy agree.
　　Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I
　　have only two of?
　　Boy, after a moment : "Legs."
　　
　　Ms Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have
　　but I do not have?"
　　Boy: "ockets."
　　
　　Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is
　　hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish
　　liquid?
　　Boy: Coconut
　　
　　Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes
　　out soft and sticky? The principal's eyes open really
　　wide and before he could stop the answer, the boy was
　　taking charge.
　　Boy : Bubblegum
　　
　　Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman
　　does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The
　　principal's eyes open really wide and before he
　　could stop the answer...
　　Boy : Shake hands
　　
　　Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some"Who am I sort of
　　questions, okay?
　　Boy : Yep.
　　
　　Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You
　　tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
　　Boy : Tent
　　
　　Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with
　　me when you're bored. The best man always has me
　　first.
　　Boy : Wedding Ring
　　
　　Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not
　　well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
　　Boy : Nose
　　
　　Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I
　　come with a quiver.
　　Boy : Arrow
　　
　　Ms Neelam:
　　What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that
　　means lot of heat and excitement?
　　Boy : Firetruck
　　
　　Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends
　　in 'K' & if you dont get it you have to use your hand.
　　
　　Boy : Fork
　　
　　Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of;
　　it's longer on some men than on others, the pope
　　doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife
　　after they're married?
　　Boy : SURNAME
　　
　　Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but
　　has muscles, has lots of veins, keeps pumping, & is
　　responsible for making love?
　　Boy : HEART.
　　
　　The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said
　　to the teacher "Send this boy to University, I got the
　　last ten questions wrong myself!"

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第一个看过。。
son of bitch
不是你那么说的
不是son of a bitch..
不信你去看原版

乘风逐影

son of a bicth